If you accept one of our free beer offers, you'll have to meet with our brewer in shady parking-lots (probably in a warehouse-style-area), or pick them up from porches which might totally look like a drug deal.
Oh, and you absolutely cannot tip or bring thank you items of any kind. We can't take them. Really. There's laws. Federal Ones. Seriously. Don't Give Us Stuff (except your email addresses, and friends that you refer).
If you're willing to brave a shady parking lot or dark porch in a not-as-dodgy-as-it-sounds exchange though...prepare yourself for some insane beers.
An experiment with Fruity Pebbles and Blue Algae?
Pfft....easy. Yeah, we got it.
Saisons that are 9% but taste like they're 5% because we thought it would be funny?
Hell yeah some of those will be available soon!
Sour ales aged on wild things like Ugly Fruit or Saskatoons, and never puree or extracts?
Yeah, we got that too.
WHAT'S THAT?! You think we should throw blueberry muffins into a cream ale even though it'll feel greasy and oily because the butter will float but who cares because it will taste Totally F%&^G Amazing?! GUESS WHAT WE ALREADY DID IT (real talk though: this actually came out horribly and we're never doing it again)!